Ronnie is a broke college kid who smokes a ton of weed with his best friend Stephen and his twin sister Jessie. 

 

The trio need money for tuition and are about to go on their annual campaign trip to take drugs in a forest.

 

After Brent (a trust fund kid) makes them wear bondage gear for $1500 then doesn’t pay, they steal his car, drugs and go camping. In the midst of their psychedelic drug binge, the trio unearths $50 Million dollars… not noticing the Mobs un-manned guard post nearby. 

 

The Mexican Mob boss, and his flamboyant son Rodrigo (an amazing fashion designer) use Ronnie’s discarded underpants to track their money to the trio’s childhood home and kidnap their skanky failed-Mother Suzanne.

Instead of returning the money to save their Mom, Ronnie, Jessie and Stephen concoct a brilliant plan: to hire private militia on Craigslist and kidnap the Boss’s Mom.

They head to Mexico, along with their shiny new militia: Alevtina (who only speaks in Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes), Leroy Jenkins (a World of Warcraft level 50 Paladin), Hiroshi (a Sumo carrying a stuffed panda), a Horse Whisperer (who just blows weed on the horses), and Pauly Shore.

 

On the groups helicopter flight to Mexico, there chopper pilot who commits suicide mid-flight, leaves them stranded at the border so they have to sneak INTO Mexico, a shaman who feeds them Iawasca, and Ronnie plays with fire as he falls in love with Lolita (the stunning daughter of the Mob boss).

 

Will the groups craigslist hired mercenaries save the day?

Will the Mob get their money back? 

Will anyone get their moms back?

Will our heroes die the harsh dessert?

Will Pauly Shore get another lead role? 

 

Who knows?  But what we do know is this is gonna be one hell of a trip.